 Great Steak & Potato Co.
When they write God's obituary, the very first line, in fact, the only line, will be "Creator of the Great Steak."
There has never been a finer food item, and there never will be. Once you have had a Great Steak from the Great Steak & Potato Co., you can stop looking for a better meal. It's not just a cheesesteak, you belligerent little shit. It's a Great Steak.
"But what about Geno's?" you ask. Let me tell you about Geno's. Geno's is responsible for what I have come to call the "Philadelphia Cheese Misteak." I had heard nothing but good things about this place, but they didn't even put cheese on when I clearly ordered a CHEESE steak! What a noodle! I was shattered.
But the Great Steak took me in from the storm, put me on a hot grill, and sprinkled me with mysterious spices while scraping the gristle away.
And it's not just the Great Steak sandwich that epitomizes the Greatness of the Great Steak. The ketchup can't be beat either.
I could mention the rest of the menu, but does it even matter? I've tried the baked potato, the buffalo chicken sandwich, whatever. They're fine, but if you are fortunate enough to be in the presence of a divine sandwich, you'd be a sinner to choose otherwise.
Review by El Argol, May 2003 |
