Diet Coke

I used to not like Diet Coke very much, but now I like it quite a bit. It is a little salty, but not too bad. It's hardly Coke, or even Pepsi, but for a low-calorie cola, it's pretty solid. I think this is the first Diet Coke I've had since like 1993. *Sigh* That's the last time I had consensual sex, too.

Review by Barney B. Bloundstone

–SECOND OPINION–

10 PRINT "The only thing more pointless than a review of Diet Coke is the jackass reading it."

20 GOTO 10

Review by Crimedog