Coke II

Why is this still on the market? I bought a case of Coke II about two weeks ago, and I have consumed at least 8 or 9 cans of it, and I couldn't for the life of me tell you what it tastes like. Very unmemorable. I guess it's supposed to taste more like Pepsi than Coke Classic.

Well, whatever. It's superlame, in my opinion. Not bad, really, just tremendously irrelevant. I'm rating it one higher than it really deserves because I had one this afternoon and it seemed to calm down my tummyache. I tell you, that sucked, man, I was up all night last night vomiting. I vomited like 6 times. I don't even know what the hell was up with that. I just kept having to get up and puke, like every 20 minutes. God damn, that was miserable. I felt pretty crappy today, too, but at the very least, the Coke II was good.

Now I have to think about having something to eat, but I'll be damned if I'm going to be up all night puking again. I was sweating and the whole bit. I bet it was the flu or something.

Review by Wolf S Truman