Athlete
Vehicles & Animals
(Astralwerks/EMI 82291)

Ain't bad, but there's not much going on with Athlete's Vehicles & Animals, which sounds like some GAP corporate executive's idea of great shopping music. Highly melodic pop a la The Eels, but nothing distinctive about it. The catchiest song, "El Salvador," rips off Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" for the verse and Beck's "Loser" for the chorus … that's either unbelievably sarcastic or just clueless.

People would do better to buy an old Al Stewart record. This just makes me feel like I'm trying on pants.

Review by Diane Arboretum