Edy's® Dreamery® – New York Strawberry Cheesecake™

The fatties over at Edy's Dreamery have created another wonderful flavor. The ice cream tastes like cheesecake, and even has dozens of chunks of cheesecake crust suspended throughout, like ancient human bodies in a hidden peat bog. A swirl of strawberry slime is an unnecessary but welcome addition to the mix.

That being said, if you want cheesecake, get a cheesecake. This isn't a dessert-in-a-pill, you know.

Review by Mike Frigidore