Ben & Jerry's Urban Jumble

Another of the mostly aborted "2Twisted!" line from Ben & Jerry's, Urban Jumble combines Coconut Almond Fudge Chip and New York Super Fudge Chunk. It's probably my second favorite of the "2Twisted!" wave from those goddamn fatties in Vermont.

Everybody knows I'm a sucker for coconut and consider it to be like sucking on the Richard Speck-like tits of Jesus Christ himself, so I was already bound to love this … but factor in the fudge, almonds, chunks of white and dark chocolate, pecans, and the scintillating blend of chocolate and coconut ice cream?!?!?

My goodness, what a good thing. It's about as tasty a thing you can have in your mouth without spending some time on your knees with hunky Russell Crowe, if you catch my drift!!!!

Hunky Russell Crowe!

Review by Gay Diamond