Ben & Jerry's Peanuts! Popcorn!

What the holy fuck is going on with this one?! Not exactly the most obvious idea for an ice cream flavor. That might explain its "Limited Edition" status … limited audience. I truly don't quite know what to make of it: toffee-coated peanuts, white-fudge-covered caramel corn, and caramel ice cream. I mean, why didn't they just go ahead and add hot dogs and stale beer?

It's a bit much, and quite suffocating after awhile. Not to mention that the caramel corn makes you extremely thirsty. Of course, this didn't stop me from consuming the entire pint in four minutes; I mean, it is still Ben & Jerry's.

I'm baffled and confused. This ice cream contains so many incongruous elements that I feel rather blindsided, like someone slipped me some GHB immediately beforehand. Hm, maybe I'm on to something. Memo to Ben & Jerry's: Date Rape Crunch.

Review by Nick the Prick