Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia

A solid standby from Ben & Jerry's, Cherry Garcia is a tasty blend of cherries, fudge flakes, and cherry ice cream. Simple, good, and yummy.

Not my favorite, but always nice if it's around, like that one-eyed whore down at the brothel I go to. She's not the prettiest one, but when Ginger or Vixen are "tied up" (if you get my drift), I am generally satisfied and sometimes surprised by how much I like that one-eyed whore instead. She isn't afraid to take the whip to my fat ass, just like dear old mama.

(Editor's note: Teensey, maybe it's time to lay off the ice cream, and the prostitutes for that matter.)

Review by Teensy Weensy