Amy's Macaroni & Soy Cheeze

Those who enjoy macaroni & cheese tend to fall into two camps – lovers of Kraft's tiny noodles and sharp cheese, and others who prefer the down-home style with the thick noodles and creamy, bland cheese. I like both, depending on my mood; just as in sexuality, wherein I like both men and Mexican men.

Amy's Macaroni & Soy Cheeze is a down-home style macaroni & cheese, lactose free but not perfectly Vegan (a milk-derived protein is one of the ingredients). It's one of those frozen-foods macaroni & cheese products that entails no mixing or boiling, just a microwave or oven and you're ready to eat, Mr. Hot Shit.

It's a quality product, quite tasty and filling, and it has significantly less fat content and cholesterol than the "real" macaroni & cheeses you can't stop eatin'. It's more expensive, though. Well, what the fuck do you want, quality healthy food cheap? Go live in Denmark.

Review by Bronson Charles