Reese's Peanut Butter Cups With Marshmallow Limited Edition

As promising as the flavor combination sounds, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups With Marshmallow was almost bound to disappoint. It's like something a child would concoct while playing in the kitchen – smearing some Fluff onto a Reese's cup and then smearing it across his fat face. However, like most foods created by children, the whole is not the sum of its parts.

Now, I can't say this candy was disgusting by any means; you'd have to throw something really unfortunate in there to screw up a Reese's (as in the really yucky Reese's Peanut Butter Cups With Pete Sampras's Leg Hair Limited Edition). However, the marshmallow in this blends in about as well as a Negro at a University … politely tolerated at best, tacitly mistrusted by all, and at worst, called terrible names and told to go back to Africa. It just didn't sit right with me. Marshmallow should keep to its own kind and not strive to comingle with the succulent white woman that is a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

Review by Elton Aragon