Reese's Crispy Crunchy Bar

Like many obese Americans, I always thought Butterfinger® was best enjoyed by slathering peanut butter and sundae-style chopped nuts on top … sort of like a banana split, but minus anything natural or remotely healthy. Now, Reese's has brought it all together in one package, sparing me the trouble of opening the jar of peanut butter and therefore burning precious calories that are better utilized filling out my specially-made size-50 Jordache® jeans.

Review by Dorito McCombs