Kit Kat Chunky

Why this took so long to cross the Atlantic, save for highly covert bootlegging missions, is beyond me. The European original of Kit Kat Big Kat is one giant Kit Kat bar instead of four small ones.

To each his own. Once the novelty has worn off, I'm inclined to just stick with the original four small bars … perhaps because I eat like a nervous bird, breaking my food into small morsels.

Even my shrink has yet to explain this issue to me, though we've got bigger issues to tackle anyway, such as why I refuse to wear anything but a giant bird costume, or nothing at all.

Review by Bradley A. Milton