Blitz Peppermint Power Mints

Blitz? More like a quarterback sack! This specious little ripoff isn't sure whether it wants to be Smint or Tic-Tac, and fritters away the strength of both in search of some quick cash.

Packing all of Smint's fierce bite, but without the lasting power, and adding the embarassing childishness of candy, Blitz provides short-term freshness and no real satisfaction. Frankly, I'd rather go bare-breath.

Review by Sai O'Psychic