Starbucks Frappuccino – Caramel

It says it's lowfat … not sure I quite believe that. From the ingredients listing on the side, I have zero idea whether these things are caffienated. Probably.

"No Logo" proponents remind us that Starbucks is 21st century Satan incarnate. Eh, maybe, but I'll be damned if these Frappuccinos aren't liquid angels. What an awkward, horrible description that was, but what a truly delicious drink this is, anyway.

The Caramel Frappuccino isn't quite as deliciousas the Vanilla flavor, but it's perfect for when you're feeling a bit more controversial—like, for instance, the set where Phish played "Split Open & Melt" for over nineteen minutes instead of the standard twelve!

Wait, I threw that tangent in why? Man, oh man, ain't NUTTIN' straightforward no' mo'. The g'damn Loud Bassoon has poisoned my brain. Er, or maybe it's the Frappuccino talking.

Review by Bradley A. Milton