Kristian Regale Swedish Pear Sparkler
Oooh La La, so you think you're in the big leagues, huh? Sure is a fancy-lookin' bottle, and would be helpful at a party of snooty snootsters if you wanna look like you're drinking an 80s wine cooler, but still want to drive home. Inside you'll find a yellow-green concoction of carbonated bitterness. However, it's kind of like that neighbor that you don't really like but always invite over anyways to play basketball on your driveway at sunset not the kit n' kaboodle of friendship, but friendly enough, and they'll do. Pear? Not a real show-stopper, but someone had to try and make a cola out of it. It's just sweet enough to not be in the "Oh my God, what the HELL is that crap?" category. You might want to make a funny face after each swig, just for laughs.
Review by OLE |