Gatorade Riptide Rush

Gatorade DOES divide people, that's for certain. Everybody's got an opinion when it comes to Gatorade: "I like it", "I don't particularly like it", "I don't like it", "I kind of like it."

Hmm, well, I like it, and I like Riptide Rush. In fact, it's my current favorite Gatorade beverage … think melted grape Flav-R-Ice.

And that's it. It keeps me from puking after working out, plus the empty bottle thrown in the back of my car keeps my slovenly image intact while simultaneously making it look like I'm much more active than I actually am. Not to mention perpetuating my fiercely-held delusion that someday I'll have a six-pack of abs. In the meantime, I'll just have a six pack of Riptide Rush … I'm sure I'll burn off the calories later. At some point. Maybe tomorrow. Or this weekend.

Review by Bradley A. Milton