Gato Negro Merlot

Looking for a cheap Chilean wine that will make you throw up? Let the Black Cat cross your path!

Gato Negro is ridiculously cheap and definitely gets you where you want to go. It's pretty damn flavorful, fruity without much of a vinegar bite to it.

That said, I've thrown up far too many times after drinking it. Of course, this has much more to do with the fact that I tend to only drink it after consuming other alcohol, as in the evening where I had something like five Corona Lights and then a bottle of Gato Negro. Or the disastrous occasion where I made the mistake of having a bottle after like four glasses of absinthe.

Sure, my low rating of Gato Negro is really more of a low rating for my own alcohol habits. You might even wonder why I have consumed this more than once, given that it has ruined me each time.

Well, it does taste good, it is dirt cheap, and it definitely gets you drunk. But you just have to be careful with anything that you consider buying only when you are poor, depressed, and/or already drunk.

Review by The Pumper