Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi

Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi is unfairly prejudged, a minority within a minority, like a midget with cancer. But those who get to know it find much to enjoy, as I did, both with Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi and with my friend Daniel, who is a midget with cancer.

Hopefully I won't get cancer from drinking all this aspartame, 'cause you wouldn't believe how hideous one can look after a particularly rough chemo session, and I'm all about looking my best. Fortunately, Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi helps me stay trim and won't make me lose any sleep, so no more worries about bags under the ol' eyebrows.

But what I meant before about it being a minority within a minority is this: it's a caffeine free diet drink, but it tastes about as good as its corresponding drink in the caffeinated world (Diet Pepsi) and very nearly better than its big daddy (Pepsi). Quite an anomaly.

So if you must put chemicals into your body, by all means, go for it. Or, alternately, go for chemo, since that's where you're headed anyway, cancer ass.

Review by Stubbs